areyoutryingtodeduceme: this will never not be hilarious to me

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

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squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

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tyleroakley: Beautiful.

tyleroakley:

Beautiful.

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lps-record:

Is there angst-filled Yahoo/Tumblr fan fiction yet?

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spoonfuls-of-swag: Someone send a priest to the Sprouse residence they are in need of an exorcism

spoonfuls-of-swag:

Someone send a priest to the Sprouse residence they are in need of an exorcism

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Per the agreement and our promise not to screw it up, Tumblr will be independently operated as a separate business. David Karp will remain CEO. The product, service and brand will continue to be defined and developed separately with the same Tumblr irreverence, wit, and commitment to empower creators.
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unusua1suspect:

I’m sorry I had to

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rnastvrbate:

im trying to figure out how to velcro myself to things but im stuck

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dirkinabox:

Do you ever see a post on your dash and literally say “shut up” out loud

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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